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4.24.2010

Not all that I'd hope for.

So I'm down....wait for it..........wait for it............one half of a pound. yeah. But I am also down one percent body fat. So I'm going with it being a building week. I'm building. It will probably take a couple of weeks but after that, you'd better watch out! I fully plan on being the biggest loser here! (uh, did I just say that?)

In other gym news. There is a guy who works out there who totally looks like a hybrid of Chuck and Ray's brother on Everybody Loves Raymond. Every time I see him (which is frequently, apparently our workout schedules coincide) I think, "Hey, that guy looks like Chuck." Really. I think it every time. Not kidding.
There's another guy who works out there with total porno-arms. He has porn tattoos all over his arms. Why would you do that?
Thursday when I was there 3 of the 5 bathroom stalls were out of toilet paper. They put signs on the stall doors saying, "Temporarily out of toilet paper. Sorry for the inconvenience." Huh?! There is a Safeway across the street! Fix the "inconvenience"!!
When I first started going to this gym the bathroom/shower area were always pretty well maintained. Now the showers smell like mildew. Every. Single. Day. And I go at all different times of the day depending on how the kids are. Plus the toilet bowls have a ring around the inside. You know, where the water is in the bowl. You know the rings that you get when you haven't cleaned the toilet in a while. You know....right?.....right?.....it's not just me......right?......
These are the important things I have learned while working out. So, I'll see you all here next week. Be prepared to marvel at my amazing physique!

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